Anonymous Feb 24, 2016 at 9:37 pm

White Guy with Sagging Flesh

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I so badly want to say something snarky and asshole-ish but in cases like this there is no other way to respond but with solidarity. Any fucking cunt on the street who feels the need to impart his little bit of caveman wisdom isn't worth the cost of the filthy pavement on which he stands. By the way, some folks look downright weird when they fake a smile to appease wannabe rapists, so maybe your best look is whatever one you wear while you ignore these horrid twats. Hooray for you, I, Anon. You clearly have the right attitude.
allergictopleasure on February 24, 2016 at 10:08 PM Report this
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Next time smile and say, "fuck you, you gross piece of shit!". It takes some practice in the mirror, but the results are astonishingly spectacular.
Aurelius141 on February 24, 2016 at 10:30 PM Report this
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Is it that difficult to identify the rants so clichéd that they're clearly fiction? You wouldn't think so, but...
Todd Mecklem on February 24, 2016 at 11:02 PM Report this
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Why not view this as an opportunity to be creative? A possible retort: "Why THANK you. And you would look prettier in a gimp mask bent over a barrel at a gay bar."
Demondog on February 25, 2016 at 6:20 AM Report this
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Give it time. Soon you will be an old white lady and nobody will give a shit if you smile or not
King Ralph on February 25, 2016 at 8:04 AM Report this
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It's equally as annoying as a man when you hear it. And there's nothing wrong with telling the assholes that say that to fuck off.
on February 25, 2016 at 8:51 AM Report this
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BTW, I really hate the new format. The Merc could easily fuck up a wet dream.
on February 25, 2016 at 8:52 AM Report this
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yaaaaawww....
on February 25, 2016 at 9:34 AM Report this
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I agree, Trayvon. I wrote to Humphrey, and he said they changed it to match that of The Stranger. He also said that the up- and down-voting of comments might come back, but he didn't make any promises. I think losing that feature make the comments section less fun. You won't know if anyone even reads your comments... so why bother? Anyway, feel free to let him know what you think.
Todd Mecklem on February 25, 2016 at 12:52 PM Report this
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I see we've also lost the five minutes to edit our comments, so be prepred tosee more commentx likr thus.
Todd Mecklem on February 25, 2016 at 12:53 PM Report this
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I've also tried attaching a photo to my profile multiple times with no success. Ditching the votes was a horrible idea as well. The Humph must've picked some stranger at random at a Starbucks to assist with the web design.

This shit is bush league. Glad I mad suure to d a thorrough spelllllcheck befo hitin post.
on February 25, 2016 at 1:46 PM Report this
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In the meantime, I'm just going to make it look like my comments are super popular.

Like - 50 Dislike - 0
FlavioSuave on February 25, 2016 at 1:46 PM Report this
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Nice Flavio!!!! I'm gonna go with the more realistic approach for myself.

Like - 2 Dislike - 5
on February 25, 2016 at 1:55 PM Report this
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Todd, I wrote to Ann Romano and she told me to take my opinion and shove it up my ass.
on February 25, 2016 at 2:02 PM Report this
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Give her a break, lazaar, she's still in mourning for Schneider.
Todd Mecklem on February 25, 2016 at 2:38 PM Report this
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The comments section is the fuel that makes this motor run. Most of the IA posts are like terrible movies whose only redeeming quality was serving as fodder on MST3000. The up-down votes served several good purposes. It's like Salt without a Straw.
Thosearepeoplewhodied on February 25, 2016 at 4:04 PM Report this
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Pretty sure rickysteves guy ruined it. This is why we can't have nice things.
Harshed on February 25, 2016 at 5:03 PM Report this
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I feel like I'm a puppy being retrained on different paper.
I/A, you have to realize this person is a possible serial killer. He may be the smiley face killer.

seentomuch on February 25, 2016 at 6:48 PM Report this
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Yea Hump's you might want to fix the likes, dislikes and edit feature on here, otherwise you won't be getting the same numbers for those sexy new advertisements that are all over the place. now.
Aurelius141 on February 25, 2016 at 7:18 PM Report this
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Yes, big dislike here on not having likes and dislikes.
Demondog on February 26, 2016 at 10:19 AM Report this
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Where am I?
on February 26, 2016 at 12:16 PM Report this
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Dude's a fucking tool, as are all who say shit like that to humans of the female gender. But tying it in to old and white patrimony. So fucking overdone and misplaced. Men of all colors and ages do that douche you thing. But I get it, it's easier when a dude you wanna bang says it.
Thosearepeoplewhodied on February 26, 2016 at 2:01 PM Report this
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God damn, what is this horrible garbage?

Also, weak-ass fake I,A
Chunty McHutchence on February 26, 2016 at 2:10 PM Report this
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The Merc blog has been The-Stranger-zombie-fied, Chunty. Don't blame Humphrey, he's been replaced by an alien pod from a distant solar system.
Todd Mecklem on February 26, 2016 at 4:00 PM Report this
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Nooooo! I've been posting here since 2008 or something like that. This stinks. Pfffft.
Chunty McHutchence on February 26, 2016 at 4:10 PM Report this
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Chunty, start an online advertising medium and I'll write all kinds of offensive click-bait for free, just cuz I like doing it.
on February 26, 2016 at 5:17 PM Report this
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add: not for free.
on February 26, 2016 at 5:26 PM Report this
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At least the ads are way more annoyingly visible now.
tk. on February 27, 2016 at 4:26 PM Report this

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