Kalah Allen

TO ALL THE WOMEN over 30 at the Violent Femmes show: I caught that shitheel kid who was calling us all cougars in the stairwell. He was still doing it a half hour later, after he called me one in the merchandise line. I grabbed him by his shirt, pushed him into the wall, and said, "Knock it off! Be respectful!" I hope that asshole didn't ruin your night, ladies. Fuck that guy and the patriarchal system that he rode in on. Sometimes you just need to slap a bitch.—Anonymous