I love your fried chicken. Your burritos and tamales. Your falafel, your bbq, and your waffles. Your unyielding usage of bacon and pork belly, of bleu cheese and fennel sausage. I even love some of your mediocre attempts at Indian food. But for the love of God, stop it with the goddamn pickled veggies. Find some other cheap, plateside filler if you must. But you're literally telling me you ran out of ideas so just did the same thing every single other pretentious eatery in this town is doing. I love me some pickles. But this is out of control. Nobody wants them. Please just stop.