TO THE ASSHOLE construction company that's building another mega-]mansion where a perfectly good house once stood: You fuckers started padlocking the porta potty!? It's bad enough that you're doing what you're doing, but for fuck's sake, temporarily supplying the neighborhood with an additional place to piss and shit was about the only contribution you were giving us. And because you now lock it, I've taken it upon myself to break a sharp pencil tip off inside the keyhole of the lock. Every night! I imagine it's truly funny every morning, as there's always a new lock every night! (Not to mention all the broken ones littering the ground nearby.) Thanks for nothing.—Anonymous