Anonymous Mar 27, 2018 at 1:38 am

Why U Mad, CarPeeps?

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Have you ever worked a swing or graveyard shift on Sauvie Island or down in Tualatin? Have you ever wanted to check out The Vortex or enjoy a drive down the coast? Or, for that matter, haven't you grown increasingly dismayed at the cost of renting apartments in this town?
Gustation on March 27, 2018 at 2:30 PM Report this
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*psssst*...your Bianchi Pista sucks, and you'll be happier once you realize it isn't 2006 anymore.

Get a fucking car and embrace the suck sucka
Doomtown on March 28, 2018 at 2:20 PM Report this

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