But I don't have a mannequin, so I'm asking the Portland Mercury to hold the First ever "the Portland Mercury May Day Dictator Statue Topple" . So, I know it's Monday, but I need you to pull out the mannequin, dress it up in military stuff, spray paint it, a lot, like 4 or 5 cans, "stone gray", You're going to have to get on that, to let it dry between coats.The more the better so it stays stiff when you topple it. CAREFULLY! move it to pioneer square, or Belmont, get the cheapest permit you can, if required. Just use sparkling apple juice, stupid OLCC. Topple it Tomorrow and every year after on May Day, in the Square or Street . It's up to you, Thanks. Take lots of pics.