You don’t own the street in front of your house, so stop acting like a passive-aggressive asshole when people park there. If you’re in a neighborhood within Portland city limits, anyone can legally park in front of your house as long as there are no “No Parking” signs, they are 15 feet from a fire hydrant, and not blocking the entrance to your driveway. Additionally, a vehicle is only considered “abandoned” if it remains parked and unmoved for over 24 hours. Boo hoo, someone parked by your house? Unless it’s violating any of the above criteria, it’s LEGAL. Oh, and to the person who took a picture of their neighbor’s work truck and emailed the company, stating the employee needs more manners when parking said vehicle? Eat a fucking dick. You’re worse than the cry babies who leave notes for vehicle owners when they’ve broken no law. Brush up on parking codes, or, better yet, just shut the fuck up.—Anonymous