I catfished my old boss. Here’s how it went. Work wise, for a year, I did everything I could to be a model employee. She never let up and continued to treat me like shit in every way possible, she was miserable made sure I was while I was there. I ate crow the entire time and continued looking for a better job.
Little did I know she was single and on the prowl, so when I noticed her profile, I created a patsy to engage her with. She ate it up while I dangled a perfect match, luring her in. My profile mirrored her quite well. On my last day at work, I called in sick(duh) and had her driving to meet my catfish creation at a restaurant on the coast, Where she Wonders what’s taking me so long and checks her inbox, I’ll let her know she can go fuck herself.