Having to spend 10 minutes behind you was painful. First, you were a total asshole to the barista. This is what gets me most; just because your life is sucking, don’t take it out on the help man.
Then you made me wait as you beelined it for the bathroom after getting your drink, cutting me off as I was heading that direction also. You obliviously had to go first, and that’s ok, I get it.
Once it was my turn, I realized you left your newly purchased coffee on top of the sink, which I graciously topped off with a couple of squirts of my piss. You barreled in to collect your drink as I was leaving and immediately took a successful sip. I cringed at the possible confrontation but it was just enough to not detect and hopefully enough to chill you, out as I’m a chiller and maybe by osmosis you will too chill.the.fuck.out.