How riders roll.
You're an idiot if you want to sit in the front side facing seats yet only look to the back of the bus. No one is looking at you, except me, because you are fucking annoying the hell out of me when all I want to do is face forward, the direction we are going, but keep noticing you looking every fucking minute. You don't know anyone so WTF are you looking at the back of the bus for? Nothing has changed since 30 seconds ago.
You're an idiot if you want to sit in the front facing seats, yet sit sideways and get your piss and shit shoes all over the seats, while fucking staring at me when I'm trying to face forward.
You're an idiot if you have no clue your wide load of a body and backpack is going to knock people in the shoulders. You wanna know how many times I've bumped someone? None.
You're an idiot if you see a brown paper bag, look into it, and it turns out it's nothing you want, so you throw it back on the seat. Just fucking walk it to the trash up front!
You're an idiot if you get on with all your friends and want to sit together, but there aren't enough seats, so you must look for the perfect place to be together. Just take a fucking seat. I'm sure you can be alone for the short ride for once in your life.
You're an idiot if you get on with all your friends, yet don't want to sit together, in turn sitting seats apart where you're shouting to talk to each other. No one wants to hear your story.
Goddamn idiots.