I'm confused...how did you write this after you were burned at the stake and drawn and quartered?

Installment No. 3611, titled: "Why my MFA gives me more soul than your MBA" in Chronicles of The Portlandia Virtue Signalers.

It could have been even earlier when the Sabbath switched to Sunday. Paul wrote in Colossians 2:16: "Therefore do no let anyone judge you by what you eat or drink, or with regard to a religious festival, a New Moon celebration or a Sabbath day."

Colossians was most likely written about 50 AD.