Sandy River Ranger Nazi.
Ok you wear a uniform and your walk a beat that is the beautiful shores of the Sandy River across from the Lewis and Clark park. Our picnic apparently evoked a red alert on your radar. Our small canned music playing to us senior citizen's our old rock and roll (Tom Petty) was to you some type of infraction. I realize my huckleberry 3 percent seltzer water is a controlled substance, and you chastising this 60 year old woman likely made your day. Seriously our senior citizen friend smoking his cigarette really sent you over the edge as you hit the trifecta with us. Dude maybe handing out littering tickets to the beach slobs leaving their plastic cups, food and dirty diapers on the Sandy River shore would serve the wildlife,river and tax payers better. Get a clue to what really matters.