My truck has been broken into twice the last week. So last night, I put a box in the unlocked canopy, weighed down by bricks in the bottom. I left the top of the box ajar, and then on top of the bricks, I set two rat traps. I didn’t hear anything last night, but this morning, the canopy was open, the box was ripped, one trap was missing, and there was blood on the bricks. Take that, you goddamn thieves! Of course, this means I gotta park elsewhere for a while so as not to receive revenge, but FFS, the cops ain’t doing shit in this drug-riddled town.—Anonymous