To the asshole at the unnamed taco place. I was literally finishing my taco plate when you asked me if I could move to the counter so you and your friend could sit at the two top I was at. Your order wasn’t even ready yet and you could clearly see I was almost done with mine, but noooooo, you couldn’t wait 3-4 more minutes.
The fuck!? Of course I said “no thanks”. You rolled your eyes and said “whatever” and then moved on to another solo diner. They also said no. You went to the counter and asked for it to go and then when it was ready, there was 3 tables! Ha ha you rude piece of shit. Go home and eat with your googly eyed, equally over-perfumed, dumb friend of yours!