It was me and my friends who laughed at you when we noticed you had a huge hard-on in class today. You were sitting in class, apparently unaware that we had noticed your raging tube steak in your skin-tight Levi jeans. I, however, have to admit I was a little turned on by the size and look of your man part. Eventually you must have heard us giggling, and you must have known you were busted. I’m sorry—but I’ve also totally been thinking about you all day, and I’ve also been fantasizing about your sexy bulging pants. If you see this, let’s hook up in the back room of science class for some discovery time. —Anonymous