To the egg lover who sits on the toilet in the stall next to the urinal. You take too long and are a gross ass pooper who is on his phone wayyyyy to long.
I’m the asshole who comes in to pee, sighs and then periodically shifts my urine stream a little to splatter some droplets of piss onto your shoes in hopes that you hurry up. You don’t but I still have you marked with my urine and that’s the best outcome here. Maybe we are now kink buddies? I dunno but get off the shitter faster. You dick