We were together for under a year. You were the perfect divorce rebound; nice body, love sex, lots of disposable cash, and love to drink.
The sex was good, until you made it clear that protection was an option. That was when I realized it was time to skidaddle. Thankfully, Covid has made it easy!
You fizzled out and stopped texting me and that’s great because getting shacked up with you and having a baby sounds like the worse thing I can imagine right now. Whew!