ME: It's fucking criminal that these corporatists and their lackeys are "opening up" the country and exposing service workers to life-threatening conditions. And that they are doing it to avoid paying unemployment and health care benefits when low-paid workers must report or be fired.

ALSO ME: What do you mean, you're out of boneless, skinless chicken breasts? I drove all the way out here to Costco AND PUT ON A FUCKING MASK JUST TO GET IN!