I went to a cheapo haircut place, 10 bucks, oh some 10 years ago. I'd go to this place often. Was always the same lady there, but this time, a new lady. She starts cutting my hair and going way to short. I even told her to stop, but she kept going. Oh I forgot to mention it was summer. It was hot outside. It was hot inside without air conditioning. I was sweating. She was sweating. Her sweaty palms would touch my neck and cheek sometimes. So I'm totally irritated.
Having since that exact moment in time being particularly and single-handedly been traumatized, I've been cutting my hair myself.