I saw you putting up signage near your hazlenut trees and decided to have a better look once you were done. One was in Vietnamese and another in Cambodian, saying these trees were private property and you will call the police if anyone is seen picking up the nuts.
You cannot be real, I thought. Your white entitlement doesn’t extend to curbside nut trees and your threats are absurd. I’m coming by to harvest what i can this fall and there’s not a damn thing you can do.