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1

We do not live in a dictatorial society.

There you go again, blanket statements trying to control the behavior of others. If you see someone feeding crows, the most effective way to influence their behavior is with an honest heart to heart personal conversation.

As a crow feeder myself, I can tell you that we all could use a bit more human interaction.

2

Nicolas Cage has a crow as a pet.
Maybe we should all take in a crow?
We could teach them to deliver small goods or attack racists?
Yes. A murder of crows to descend on proud boys. Epic.

3

Humans feeding wildlife kills them. But don't try to convince anyone who feeds wildlife otherwise. My asshole neighbor fed the crows all sorts of shit - from hard boiled eggs, to sliced deli meat, to McDonald's French fries.

Thankfully where I live feeding the birds involves a $700 fine. More than one of those fines and assholes stop feeding the wildlife. And then they got evicted. Of course their nasty buffet of crap for the crows brought out all kinds of other wildlife (raccoons during the day and rodents) and now we have a murder of crows that have never gone away, waiting to be fed garbage food by garbage people again.

People feed the seagulls all of the time here at the beach, too. The number of seagulls in the McDonald's parking lot is astonishing.

People are assholes. And they will never change.

4

Poster #3 got it exactly right.

5

No one is feeding crows. You are paranoid, hysterical, manic and crazy for even suggesting such a thing.

It's best that we simply ignore the idea of people feeding crows. It's not something that should even be acknowledged publicly or privately. After all, if people were really feeding crows someone would be doing something about it and we would hear about it somewhere. But since we aren't hearing about it anywhere and no one is even discussing the idea of people feeding crows, it's goes without mentioning that that isn't happening.

Honestly, you should get your head checked out or find some sort of medication, people don't feed crows, and if that were to happen, we certainly wouldn't acknowledge that reality.

6

@5
aren't you
Really a Crow?!

I didn't even Know
Y'all could Type!
are you good @
tictacktoe too?

7

I have never fed a crow; I taught a crow to feed.

9

@3
"Thankfully where I live feeding the birds involves a $700 fine"

This is The PORTLAND Mercury. We'll keep feeding the crows. Stay in your lane.

10

@9, It's cool. She works here.


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