Sounds like you're in need of
Dongsights® -- self-correcting
so you need Never Miss again!

and rubber shoes
just in Case
you do

(they're still working
out the kinks).

Sit down to pee. It's not that hard. Damn dude making us look like troglodytes out here.

Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

@ 2
They said they can’t sit to pee in this predicament.

For the record, I stand when I poop.