Ate a tin of expired food thee other day and hummed a birthday tune while I did it. So few people in this life are as interesting and delightful as you. I wanted to send you a proper wish but what if that was like jumping out from under your bed when you didn’t know I was in your house. Seems rude at best. Just know that I hope you are having the best time ever. I hope you are dancing and drawing and having snacks and listening to tunes you love and putting on special outfits. I mean if that’s what your into. Happy birthday old pal.