I stupidly left the key fob in my car, you found it, and stole the car. It eventually turned up two and a half weeks later... after I'd already bought a new car, and insurance covered most of the damage. But I just want you to know that as a single parent, that really caused me a lot of hardship. It was difficult to get to my job, get the kids to school, go to the doctor, and get groceries. So fuck you for that. But you also deserve a small measure of thanks. After dumping the car, at least you parked it in a no parking zone so it would be noticed and found, and left the key fob in the car when you were done with it (it was my only fob... also stupid of me). So in short, fuck you and thank you. And hopefully you'll be even more thoughtful in the future and leave peoples cars alone.