I, Anonymous Jun 3, 2022 at 11:50 am

To the person who stole my car

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1

it's a real
Rideshare
"republican"
-style Utopia
out there now

freedom
to Steal as
Much as you
can Carry. just
like The Boss -- ''t''!

.

kristofarian on June 3, 2022 at 12:03 PM Report this
2

Uh, dont be an idiot? Dont leave your keys in your car? Why are you surprised? Literally the most Portland post on here.....

Itsnotworking on June 3, 2022 at 3:00 PM Report this
3

Key word STUPIDLY.

Coitus on June 4, 2022 at 5:02 AM Report this

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