That was funny. Except the last part. I know you think you got the "man' but in reality what you got is a funny story. He's still gonna get his 6% and you're still gonna be bitter. Take that energy and turn it into something good for your self. You may never get the 6%, but you dont have to go through life being bitter.

^ how you’re sure the realtor is a man is disturbing

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About as disturbing as presuming the OP is a man. Ha!

Which I didn’t “doo”….

notice I put the word man, in quotes . I did that because I was not talking about a man but rather "the man" A woman can be "the man" in this situation.
But I get your point. Its valid. I'm guilty of doing it. Thanks for pointing it out.

security's got your pix
and now Janitorial's
got your
DNA

and I get the feeling
you've dumped and dashed
like this more than Once before

are you at all Affiliated
with the urinating
unicylist?

worth writing
prolly not
but

a Unicyclist
w/a clist