tho Bidness's all For it
that good ole Puritan
work ethic ain't quite
all it's Cracked up
to be and I know
They say sloth's
a Deadly Sin
don't they
also say

NEVER wear
TWO differing
types of Materials

or Die if'n ya Do?

Top scientists agree, the longer one stares at their cell-phones, the greater the danger of becoming zombies. Zombies staring at their cell phones, staring, staring, at their cell phones....