Dude I've been married forever. You might think I would get bored or whatever, or she would wise up. but no. We just sit here in silence drinking our coffee, scrolling, farting, scrolling. I say, "What am I thinking?" she says "choral bells" I"m like, wtf is choral bells? She's like " google it" I'm like HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! THAT" S EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT!!" She's like, "I know."