Serious question - why do motorcycle owners need to warm them up for five minutes? Every car I've owned, even the real pieces of shit, could be started and on the road in a few seconds. Even shitty lawn mowers can get up and go in ten seconds with some feathering of the choke. It can't be that they're just assholes who like to make a lot of noise, there must be some kind of genuine problem or ignorance, so lets help them. Why are motorcycles, even new ones, so hard to start?