How poodle mixes became such a popular dog breed befuddles me. These curly haired menaces are terrifying looking with their human eyes and springy bodies. Like a deranged muppet that came to life! But what really gets me is their owners' casual use of doggy eugenics. Oh, you want a dog that sheds less, has a brain the size of a peanut, with questionable health issues and unethical breeding practices. Cool cool. And how much do people pay for these Frankenstein designer dogs? Thousands of dollars you say? Well, it’s not like there are countless dogs in shelters who need homes… Go Doodle yourself.