Not the get rich quick scheme mind you, the parasite. Thank you Portland Water Bureau! Your years of defying Clean Water Act mandates and federal orders to clean the shit out of our water supply, you fucking corrupt turds continue to Stand and And Deliver! Portland's are some of the highest water rates in the country and what you provide to rate payers is cryptosporidium and swank cushy offices for yourselves. No doupt there are a multitude of other perks we rate payers know nothing about. Like perhaps the regular Crystal Springs deliveries to your homes. It's Portland at it finest, again. Well, maybe it is a get rich quick scheme after all.