We don't need any more upper middle class mediocre straight white men in this city. You are an entitled shit bag who lacks empathy for people who aren't attractive and don't center you constantly. You might have been able to fool our boss and coworkers because they are all from California but you'll never be able to fool true Portlanders. Drinking at the Nest and going to punk shows doesn't make you a local. Giving an actual shit about this place and the people who live here does.