Dear Fremont Whole Foods Self Checkout lady, Thank you so much for your rudeness as I smile and nod when you look up at me and make eye contact. Your resting bitch face and look of disgust as you look me up and down head to toe and then turn your head away with a look of disgust without even the slightest bit of acknowledgement makes me feel so good. It's not like I needed help with any of my items or anything. Instead I just decided to forgo my need for assistance. Keep up the good work! It's an absolute pleasureeee having you around!!