'If you had bone spurs,
like our former Pussy in Chief'

oh Puh-leeze:
get it Straight:
it's Not (frmr) Pussy
Grabber: it's actually
Cadet Bonespurs who
(famously) declared that
the War on the Vietnamese
wouldda been OVER had he
only been Allowed to Serve! tfg
djt BEGGED PLEADED & Threatened
to Off Him-SELF if he couldn't go over
and Kill Asians . and, Truth be Told, he DID:*

ever hear of
Secret Agent
Orange? yep
that was Him.

and they're
STILL reeling
from his little
"Visit." Beware.

*the
Latter