Hey dude it's me, your friend from work. or maybe I'm a friend of a friend. or maybe we hangout at the same bar. It doesn't matter how we know each other, the important thing is the message, not the messenger. And I have an important message for you. You gotta clip your fingernails once a week. Maybe you won't do it every week, but that's the goal. And I get it, you're keeping them clean. Maybe polished. Maybe not that clean, it doesn't matter. The point is, no women is ever going let you near the most sensitive areas of her body unless you clip those fingernails. And keep them clipped. Thank me later. Sincerely, I Anonymous.