Listen, I get it. You don't feel comfortable around kids, and you don't want to be around them at a restaurant or brewery or whatever. But here's the thing; you're no prize either. I don't want to hear about your job or hobbies or smell your stank ass breath or whatever. But I need to deal with you. And you need to deal with me. And that kid is just another motherfucker we all have to deal with. No more no less. So just suck it up. You don't want to deal with kids, I don't want to deal with your middle class white person sense of entitlement, but we'll all just deal with it and move on.