First of all, why aren't the Russians there? North Korea is there! Iran is there! The Chinese are there, but they're not as much fun to beat as the Russians. Wouldn't the Simone Biles scores feel better if there were a bunch of Russians frowning at her. They're probably worried the Russians would poison people or whatever. Other than that, Olympics are cool. Lots of jokes that I wouldn't even risk on "I Anonymous". But it's cool to see the world come together to hangout and beat the shit out of each other in sports.