shirley
you don't
Expect the little
woman to lug a Whole
loaf of Whole wheat Bread

home in an olde damn Prius?

where's the Joy
where's the Intimidation
where's the jealous glances
of the poor stupid Neighbors

wondering what to Do
with their olde mattresses
and thinking wouldn't it Be a
fine joke to load you up in the
Middle of the Nite and video your re-
action on the doorbell camera tomorrow am

That oughtta
getchya
Some
votes.