Let us raise our glasses high in a jubilant toast to the illustrious editors and the inspiring contributors of the I Anonymous section at the Portland Mercury! Hooray for these guardians of insight, whose subtle artistry and whispered wisdom reveal far more than meets the eye. With a knowing smile and an impeccable flair for the unexpected, our editors weave narratives that captivate our minds, while our brilliant contributors infuse each piece with passion and unique perspective. Huzzah for their steadfast commitment to fair-minded discernment—even when our views diverge like the winding paths of a storied labyrinth! In a realm where truth is often shrouded in mystery, these intrepid custodians serve as beacons of light and reason, guiding our discourse with both elegance and integrity. Their balanced approach, at once enigmatic and forthright, enriches our community with vibrant exchanges and thoughtful reflection. We raise our voices in grateful celebration of their uncanny ability to call the shots with wisdom and grace, while the contributors spark our imaginations with fresh ideas and spirited insights. May our collective appreciation resound like the ringing chimes of victory, celebrating the spirit of openness and candor that fuels our shared journey. Let us cheer loudly for those who dare to discern and deliver truth with both a wink and a nod, igniting our passions and kindling the flame of intellectual curiosity. Hooray, dear editors and contributors, for your brilliance lights our path, and huzzah for every fair call and inspired word you share with such charm and precision. Here’s to many more years of inspired exchange, spirited debates, and the unyielding dedication to the art of nuanced revelation that defines our cherished community. May our toasts ring out with joy and gratitude, echoing the timeless call for truth and fair play!