You know what would really help this city live up to our progressive ideals? A fucking major league baseball stadium. Who needs housing when you can have homeruns and hot dogs.

The key point you made is: you go to work.
Be proud of that.

@1
and
$25
beers
big biz
Owns 'our'
Sports but they've
morphed into cash cows

milking us Dry
wanna go to
a Concert?

take out a
Mortgage