Stop fuckin around with the cellophane and plastic snacks and just open the fucking thing! Rifling through a tiny hole making that goddamn crinkling sound is maddening. Make the hole bigger and pour the shit into your hand and spare us those sounds for chrissakes. It’s painful to watch you eat such garbage but to hear you struggle is worse. Stop it or I’m going to slap that shit out of you paws you asshole(s)!