I Love Television Jul 14, 2011 at 4:00 am

Harrius Pottumus Disappearius!


I would like to make you readers aware of a technique I've learned to practice when reading Wm. Steven Humphrey's "prose". To combat cognitive dissonance that occurs everytime ubergay Humpy mentions his love of pussy, simply add the word "Stick" in front of each reference.
The cognitive dissonance fades to the background and little Willie Peter goes down with less confusion and more satisfaction. He is a genius, and other than his delusion of being "ambisexual", I hang on his every word... even when he is effusive in describing his love of his stick pussy.
"Stick Pussy"

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