Ice and/or Fire Aug 18, 2016 at 10:29 am

How to Keep Your Insufferably Hot House Cool

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Or get a goddamn air conditioner you fucking idiot. They're not expensive and this isn't the third world.
Totalitariland on August 18, 2016 at 11:31 AM Report this
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I have to agree with Totalitariland - if you can afford to live in a two-story house in this town (cf. tip #1), you can certainly afford to buy a window air conditioner (especially considering what people are willing to spend on drinks these days). Buy carbon offsets if it bothers you that much.
sgp on August 18, 2016 at 3:06 PM Report this
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^I have got to agree. The scarf with an ice pack is a great idea. There all pretty good ideas.
candy coded on August 18, 2016 at 11:50 PM Report this

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