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Aug. 7
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 7 - 13, 2013
Vol. 14, No. 12
Zach Johnsen
News
(Un)Screwed
The Morrison Bridge Is Coming Undone, Says Lawsuit
by Dirk VanderHart
Macho Man
Cop Claims "Lesser-Qualified Females" Are Leapfrogging Him
by Dirk VanderHart
Camp-a-Mole
After Ouster, City Hall Camp Bigger, Braver
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Hall Monitor
A Lesson on Harassment
by Denis C. Theriault
Music
Portland's Poisonous Past
Poison Idea Are Hardcore's Greatest of All Time
by Nicholas Pell
Shaking Chandeliers
The Ghost Ease Feel It Out
by Mark Lore
News from Nowhere
Isolation Breeds Psychic Rites
by Leah Sottile
Back on the Block
Cock Block's Relaunch
by Christina Broussard
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Explosions in the Sky
On Neill Blomkamp's
Elysium
(or,
Occupy Outer Space
)
by Erik Henriksen
Central Casting
Woody Allen's Cast Makes a Great
Blue Jasmine
by Zac Pennington
In and Out
The Oversimplification of
Lovelace
by Marjorie Skinner
Jaws
Blackfish
: SHAMU IS GOING TO EAT YOU
by Erik Henriksen
Pie in the Sky
In
Planes
, Our High Hopes for Rebirth
by Denis C. Theriault
Family Tree
Pot and Pretending
We're the Millers
by Marjorie Skinner
Sea Minus
Percy Jackson
Is Dumber Than Your Kid
by Alison Hallett
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
BURGER MASTERS
An Insider's Guide to Our $5 Burger Week Bargains
by Chris Onstad
Visual Art
Art Walkin': First Thursday
Pitchers, Pagodas, and Tooth Tongs
by A.L. Adams
Books
Zines and Durational Dance
Previewing the Week's Best Arts Events
by Alison Hallett
!
David Gilbert's All-Consuming
& Sons
by Alison Hallett
Feature
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Mercury
Staffers Attend Torturous Events... Chosen by YOU!
I, Anonymous
Unseated
by Anonymous
Sold Out
Alley 33 and the Accessible Local Wardrobe<
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Bros
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Kids
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Best TV Moment EVARRRRR!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey