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Aug. 28
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 28 - Sep. 3, 2013
Vol. 14, No. 15
Hugh Kretschmer
News
The Defense Rests
Multnomah County's Prized Drug Court Is Flagging; No One Knows Why
by Dirk VanderHart
Red Whine?
Lawsuit: Restaurant Quartet Is "Hemorrhaging" Cash
by Dirk VanderHart
Under the Bridge?
Fritz Offers New Home to Right 2 Dream Too
by Denis C. Theriault
Music
The Future Principle
Gary Numan Opens Up on His New Album
by Mark Lore
A Swift Response
Taylor Swift vs. Paul McCartney
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Ladies First
Heart Keeps on Beating
by Aris Hunter Wales
Lost Odessey
The Zombies Have Still Got It
by Morgan Troper
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
This Is 30
The Lifeguard
: Growing Up Is Hard to Do
by Erik Henriksen
Stop Pooping in My Brain
Austenland'
s Bottom-Shelf Romance
by Alison Hallett
This Modern Age
Closed Circuit:
An Age-of-Terror Thriller for Grownups
by Paul Constant
A Sad Song
Ain't Them Bodies Saints
: A Robber and His Lover
by Charles Mudede
Just Friends
Girls, Boys, and
Drinking Buddies
by Alison Hallett
Everybody Wing Chun Tonight
Wong Kar-wai's
The Grandmaster
(Sort Of)
by Erik Henriksen
Life Is a Highway
And
Getaway
Is Terrible
by Ben Coleman
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Grassa: Lardo Spreads Its Wings
Gourmet Pasta, Counter-Service Prices
by Chris Onstad
Comedy
Taking the Pepper
Profiling Spicy News Founder Craig May
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
Comedy Is OK
Ian Karmel Is Gone—But PDX Comedy Is Just Fine
by Alison Hallett
Feature
The Empowerment Cure
How Teen Sex-Ed Has Undergone a Brilliant and Rapid Revolution
by Sarah Mirk
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Sail Away
by Dan Savage
New Column!
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
Sold Out
Fade to Light, Summer Edition
by Marjorie Skinner
I, Anonymous
The Voice
by Anonymous
I Love Television
I Love Television™
What's in a Name™?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR