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2013
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Dec. 25
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 25 - 31, 2013
Vol. 14, No. 32
John Hook
News
Set It and Forget It!
The 2013 Stories That Make Your Life Worse When You Remember Them
by Denis C. Theriault and Dirk VanderHart
Music
2013: The Best Moments in Music, Part Two
More Shows, Songs, and Stories that Made 2013 Great
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Masters of the Universe
Money, Sex, Quaaludes, and
The Wolf of Wall Street
by Erik Henriksen
No Time Like the Present
Mandela
Can't Do Itself Justice
by Marjorie Skinner
A Review in Product Placements
Walter Mitty
Is a Commercial, Not a Movie
by Alison Hallett
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Reality Check 2013
Where I Spend My Own Money
by Chris Onstad
Books
Cure for What Ails You
Bikenomics
Is Full of Reasons to Ride
by Dirk VanderHart
Theater & Performance
Prodigal Sons
Portland Comics Come Home for the Holidays
by Andrew R Tonry
Feature
Ring-a-Ding-Ding in the New Year!
The
Mercury
's Guide to Portland's Best Ball Drops
by Ned Lannamann
I, Anonymous
Special Spaces
by Anonymous
Sold Out
The Year in (Portland) Style
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
Worst Person of the Year Nominees!
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
The Clit's the Thing!
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love Television™
The Year in Random Stuff I Said
by Wm. Steven Humphrey