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Jan. 29
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 29 - Feb. 4, 2014
Vol. 14, No. 37
Joseph Harmon
News
Broken Record
New Lawsuit Just the Latest Accusation Against Oregon Prison Doctor
by Dirk VanderHart
Not Rolling (in Dough)
Our Bike-Share Supplier Is Bankrupt. Why Are We So Upbeat?
by Dirk VanderHart
Hall Monitor
Too Much of a Good Thing
by Denis C. Theriault
Music
The Beat Goes Aan
Aan's Long-Awaited Debut Album
by Ned Lannamann
Strange Appetites
Action Bronson's Big Adventure
by Andrew R Tonry
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
This Ain't
Titanic
Labor Day
's Dull Fugitive Drama
by Alison Hallett
Private Lives
The Subtle Sophistication of
The Past
by Marjorie Skinner
Geek Out
Back to Adventure
by Angela Webber
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
That Awkward Broment
That Awkward Moment
: Worst. Date Night. Ever.
by Elinor Jones
Food and Drink
Who Loses an Italian Standoff?
The Search for the Cold-Cut Hero
by Chris Onstad
Comedy
Professional Nerd
The Geeky Passions of Brian Posehn
by Robert Ham
Books
Same Song, Different Guitar
Willy Vlautin's Sad, Simple Stories
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
Banishing Darkness with Light
Portland Playhouse's Illuminating
Jitney
by Thomas Alexander Ross
Feature
Jazzercise or Zumba: Which Is Right for YOU?
"Neither" Isn't an Acceptable Answer
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Hard Truth
Tim Irwin Tells You What You Don't Wanna Know
by Marjorie Skinner
Hydro Therapy
How I Learned to Love the Deep End
by Marjorie Skinner
Life Aquatic
Take a Dip
by Ned Lannamann
The Ins and Outs
A Non-Believer's Juice-Cleanse Journey
by Marjorie Skinner
A Jock in the Park
How to Work Out Like a Total Cheapskate
by Courtney Ferguson
Multitasking the Misery
Working Out Isn't Fun—It Might as Well Be Useful
by Alison Hallett
House of Pain
I Came to Get Down at Trampoline Aerobics
by Courtney Ferguson
Beef Up Your Playlist—TO THE MAX!!!
by Ned Lannamann
Throwing Out Junk Science
A Real Doctor Tells You How to Do Science!
by Erik Henriksen
The
Portland Mercury
's Fitness Issue
We Starve, Sweat, and Investigate the Weirder Paths to a Better You
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
New Column!
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
I, Anonymous
The Toddy Racket
by Anonymous
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Thank You, Super Bowl
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Working the Kinks Out
by Dan Savage