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Mar. 12 - 18, 2009
Vol. 9, No. 41
Tim Gunther
News
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
Was Soccer Stadium Vote Decided over Dumplings?
by Matt Davis
Signs They Are a Changin'
Will City Stop "Made in Oregon" Sign Makeover?
by Sarah Mirk
Cornered
More Whites and Fewer Jobs at Day Labor Site
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
Rose Tinted
by Matt Davis
Music
To Try and Err and Try More
The Omnivorous Music of Plants and Animals
by Ned Lannamann
The Great Beyond
Beyonda Destroys Your Paranoid Composure
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Fated to Pretend
How Zac Pennington Became a Parenthetical Girl
by Eric Grandy
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Guerrilla Filmmaking
Steven Soderbergh Talks About Your T-Shirt
by Erik Henriksen
Aliens Are Troublemakers!
Also, I Want to Have The Rock's Children
by Alison Hallett
Nowhere to Run
by Erik Henriksen
Keep it Folded Up
Miss March
Misses the Mark
by Ned Lannamann
Optimism Sounds Good Right about Now
by Kamala Puligandla
Tiny (Headed) Dancer
by Courtney Ferguson
GEEK OUT
FRIENDSHIP > ZOMBIES
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Film Shorts
This Week on TV
Food and Drink
Reclaiming a Cuisine
Bryant Terry Reeducates Soul Food
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Books
A Writer Is a Terrible Thing to Waste
by Matthew Vollono
An Alcoholic's Lament
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
The XXVI Files
by Erik Henriksen
The Less-than-Grand
Illusion
by Andrew Stout
Philatelist Fight!
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Mercury
Sex Survey Results 2009
Featuring... Sexy Ethics!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Good Title, BAAAAAD Title
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
A Bitcher of Beer
by Anonymous
Sold Out
Booked!
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Forsooth! Port-Land Needeth a Maypole Stadiume!
by Goodknight Slaydragon (AKA Kevin Hentkins)
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
The Semen Chef
by Dan Savage
Sexiest People in Portland
PORTLAND'S SEXIEST PEOPLE!