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Sep. 16
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 16 - 22, 2015
Vol. 16, No. 18
Minh Tran
News
What a New Portlander Should Know
Here Are Some of the Most Pressing Issues Your New City's Facing, Newbie
by the
Mercury
News Team
Emergency Response
As Advocates Push Displacement Fixes, Local Leaders Are Awful Quiet
by Shelby R. King
In Other News
Hall Monitor
The Forgotten Option
by Dirk VanderHart
Music
Sounds from Doom Town
A Grossly Oversimplified Guide to Portland Music
by Ned Lannamann
Sprechen Sie Kraftwerk?
Local Artists on the Architects of Electronic Music
by Robert Ham
Trial by Fire
On
Poison Season
, Destroyer Sees What Sticks
by Andrew R Tonry
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
How to Watch a Movie in Portland
A Simple, One-Step Guide to Watching a Movie in Portland
by Erik Henriksen
Black Mass
Is Another Excuse for Johnny Depp to Wear Goofy Makeup
Somebody Stop Letting Him in the Makeup Trailer!
by Andrew Wright
The Highs, and Lows, of
Everest
Climbing Up—and Falling Off—the Highest Mountain in the World
by Erik Henriksen
Sleeping with Other People
Is Fun!
Alison Brie and Jason Sudeikis Should Totally Do It.
by Alison Hallett
Confused, and Running, Through
The Scorch Trials
It's Like
The Hunger Games
, But Crappier!
by Marjorie Skinner
Can Lily Tomlin Be My
Grandma
?
Finally, a Movie Where a Teenager Has an Abortion and Turns Out Fine
by Megan Burbank
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Here's
Pawn Sacrifice
, an Obligatory Bobby Fischer Biopic
Hey, Look, a Chess Movie Nobody Asked For
by Eric D. Snider
Food and Drink
Where Can a Guy Get a Drink Around Here?
The Newcomers' Guide to Booze in a Boozy Town
by Thomas Alexander Ross
Noob Food
Where to Fill Up After Emptying Your Moving Boxes
by Andrea Damewood
Visual Art
Beyond First Thursday
A Newcomers' Guide to Portland's Art Galleries
by Megan Burbank
Comedy
J Is for Genius
Inside the Absurd Success of J Names Improv
by Temple Lentz
Books
The Art of Cruelty
The Celebrated (and Ignored) Stories of Joy Williams
by Joshua James Amberson
Feature
Welcome to Portland!
A Guide for the Newcomers to Town
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Winter Is Coming
A Helpful Guide to Portland's Rainy Season!
by Erik Henriksen
How to Apologize for Moving to Portland
A Guide to Saying You're Sorry for Fucking Up This Formerly Wonderful City with Your Presence
by Bri Brey
A Portlander's Pronunciation Guide
Seriously, Stop Fucking Calling It "Ore-uh-GONE"
by Megan Burbank
Overrated Portland
Save Yourself Time and Trouble
by Bri Pruett
Sports!
What Teams You Should Know, and How to Pretend to Care
by Ian Karmel
A Newcomers' Guide to Making Friends
Or, How to Sweat with a Bunch of People
by Courtney Ferguson
Free Love
Your Guide to Portland's Free Kicks
by Alex Falcone
Getting Around
Navigating Portland Transportation for the Newbie
by Joe Streckert
Hither and Thither
A Guide to Portland's Neighborhoods
by Elinor Jones
Finding a Place to Live
It's Possible... But Not Easy!
by Shelby R. King
Lafftown PDX
Portland Has One of the Best Comedy Scenes Anywhere. Here's Where to Jump In.
by Megan Burbank
Bicycle Death Traps
Hey, new cyclist! Avoid these roads at all costs.
by Dirk VanderHart
Portland History 101
Just the Basics—So You Don't Look Dumb
by Heather Arndt Anderson
Portland Myth Bustin'!
What You Think You Know About Portland Is WRONG
by Joe Streckert
Travel Portland
Get the Tourist Stuff Out of the Way
by Marjorie Skinner
I, Anonymous
Su Casa
Ask a Pot Lawyer
Is CBD Legal?
by Vince Sliwoski
Cannabuzz
Coffee and Weed
by Josh Jardine
Everything as Fuck
Hello, Newcomer, Goodbye
by Ian Karmel
Sold Out
The Newcomers' Guide to Portland Fashion
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Minds Blown
by Dan Savage
New Column!
The Winners of Our "Describe Portland in a Haiku" Contest!