A Timeline Through Time
by Professor E.P. Henriksen, Vice President of Education
Five Authors to Know if You Don't Want to Look Like a Total Dumbass
by Alison Hallett, Professor of Literature and Superiority
by Ezra Ace Caraeff, Professor of Nutrition and Band
by Matt Davis, Professor of Journalism
(Or Why Your Roomie's Shirt Smells Like Bacon)
by Patrick Alan Coleman, Cafeteria Manager
The Portland Bike Snob Glossary
by Sarah Mirk, Professor of Two-Wheeled Etymology
The Best Non-College Courses
by Sarah Mirk, Professor of Unemployment
A Great Way to Get Handjobs
by Jane Carlen, Student Hippie
The Best Things to Protest in PDX
by Sarah Mirk, Professor of Anarchy
A Guide to Vintage and Thrift Shopping
by Marjorie Skinner, Professor of Home Economics
by Stephen Marc Beaudoin, Director of Phys Ed
A Roommate Survival Guide
by Ned Lannamann, Freshman Class of '95, graduation year still pending